Teaching Math
The 1950's thru 2019
Teaching Math In The 1950's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In The 1960's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In The 1970's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
Teaching Math In The 1980's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: underline the number 20.
Teaching Math In 1990's
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's OK.
Teaching Math In The 2000's
Teaching Math In The 2000's
Same question as number 5 but if you have special needs or just feel you need assistance because of race, color, religion, sex, age, childhood memories, criminal background, then don't answer and the correct answer will be provided for you.
Teaching Math In 2019
Un hachero vende una carrtada de maderapara 100 pesos El costo dela producciones es 80 pesos. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
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ReplyDeleteSTOP, kid! Yer makin' me HUNGRY.
DeletePS - I was expecting math in 2019 to be more like:
ReplyDeleteLogger sells his trees for $100. Take 17 and divide by negative 1 to arrive at a multiplier. Pretend you are the opposite sex and determine how many spiders can be brought to class considering the answer from the last question. Divide this by .23765432 and multiply by the exact value of PI to arrive that the gross profit of the log sales.
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DeleteBonus for libtards. Hear is a couple speeling errs for you to focus on so you can remain in your safe space of feeling superior.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be a sad for them once they are forced to realize there ARE no "SAFE SPACES" in the real world, won't it, Kid?
DeleteMakes me glad that I stopped teaching arithmetic! Of course, Language Arts is similarly infected. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteRecent essay topic at the community college here (freshman English, mandatory course: "You are keenly aware of social justice. What food are you? Write a first-person 500 word essay in response to this prompt." [actual question, no joke]
Yes. I posted this item, of course, because I think it presents a remarkably accurate paradigm of what has happened to ALL aspects of American Education.
DeleteThe intent of whoever compiled these thughts in the first place doubtless was satirical. However, Reality" these days so clisely resembles Satire the two have become virtually indistinguishable.
This i NOT funny.
>;-(
Sorry Franco, or FT, but I'm going to stop reading your blog as of today.
ReplyDeleteI think that someone )maybe Shaw or one of her cronies) had threatened you, but something like that MUST have happened as you seem to let loose on other blogs, but not on your own.
We (your readers) want to read your outlook and your opinions of the Political world of our country, not the crap that you have been writing about for the past few months.
So regretfully, I am saying goodbye!
I'm delighted to hear it.
DeleteBuh bye!
Trump's supporters are willfully blind to his faults.
ReplyDeleteJust as nasty, dirty-minded , bigotted imbeciles like you, oo-Poo, are willfully blind to President Trump's many, many, MANY V_I_R_T_U_E_S.
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