HOLD____THE____PHONE____!
NEWSFLASH! Something IMPORTANT has come in that MUST be dealt with RIGHT AWAY:
Congress needs to launch a full-scale federal investigation into the growing spate of accusations that President Trump is in fact a
... __... MOTHERFUCKER ...__...
... __... MOTHERFUCKER ...__...
There is a crying need to find whatever evidence may be left that could prove that Mr. Trump actually DID fuck his mother.
The machinery that moves the nation will be held in abeyance until we do.
It's very important to secure the future health and strength of this nation to uncover the TRUTH when accusations like this get widely disseminated in the channels of public communication.
DID Mr. Trump FUCK his MOTHER,
or DIDNT HE?
Only the lady in question could know for sure, and she's long gone, but it's VITALLY important that we at least do everythng in our power to TRY to discover the FACTS in this case.
IS President Trump a MOTHERFUCKER, or is that just an idle rumor generated by the ever-turning wheels of the Enemedia's Propaganda Mill?
Inquiring minds MUST know.
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Please pray that the TRUTH about the president's alleged MOTHERFUCKING will be revealed soon. We can't possibly go on with the nation's busiNess until we KNOW one way or the other.
I think everyone on both sides of the aisle would agree that we can't allow a MOTHERFUCKER to continue serving as our president.
It would be MOST unseemly!
You are a cad, Franco, a puckish, delightful cad!
ReplyDeleteNot a CAD. The term you sought would be WAG.
DeleteBut I freely admit to being puckish and delightful.
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I meant no offence, of course!
DeleteWell I don't know anything about that, but I do know President Trump is the FIRST President to have to fight against BOTH parties. The man's all alone out there, swinging in all directions at his enemies. Republicans in DC are sorry sacks of shit.
ReplyDeleteTap his phones! Bug his office! Wez gots ta know!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! The president MUST be subjected to the most rigorous tests and examinations by top notch proctologists, urologists and CERTAINLY psychiatrists.
DeleteHe is not above the rest of us (unless he's a Democrat)!
DeleteRemember when the dems promised to return to 'civility' when they retook the house. LOL.
ReplyDeleteCivility was Republicans folding...
DeleteYUP! Just as BIPARTISANSHIT" could only occur when Republicans vote to support whatever piously pretentious folderol the De-MOCK-Rats feel like flingiing on the table.
DeleteUNBIDDEN ADVICE:
ReplyDeleteDo reread The Mad Hatter's Tea Party in Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland.
Also reacquaint yourself with Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. –– the shorter and probably the pithiest of all his plays
From these two highly disparate sources, –– though each is far reoved from the times in which we live –– you would be sure to get a much greater understanding of the current political climate.
"Collected "facts" don't matter much. They never have, because they can too easuly be twisted and manipulated to "prove" just about anything those who bandy them about WANT OTHERS to BELIEVE –– usually for selfish or nefarious reasons,.
So in the end it it is only the SPIRIT behind both the machinations and the good deeds that matters, and the two seemingly unrelated sources given above exemplify the "Zeitgeist" or Guidung Mentality of OUR times far better than any chronicle that purports to reprtand interpret current events.
You'd have to read both Alice and Julius with honest curiosity to ferret it out for yourselves of course, but if you make the effort, you would be sure to discover that "The more things change, the more they remain the same."
WE ARE OUR OWN WORST ENEMY.
_____ Sail On, O Ship of State ______
ReplyDeleteWhat the truth might be no one can find.
Hopeless is the quest on either side
Invested as they are in staying blind
To anything that points to Power denied.
Entrenched in battle lines made to endure,
Weapons drawn and ready to attack.
A motivating force that’s quite impure
Twists logic into seeing white as black.
Examining our leaders’ feet of clay
Removes us from confronting our own flaws,
While they decisive action can delay
On how to rid the Nation’s Face of yaws.
Electing pugilists who throw the fight
Scorches angels’ wings, yet sheds no light.
~ FreeThinke
That sonnet was penned twenty-two years ago in reference to the Clintons‘ Whitewater woes, but obviously the basic sentiments apply to the way politics is conducted all the time. Proof once more that "The more things change, the more they remain the same.” - FT